"God dammit, Donut."
Whether you’re slicing through a stubborn loaf of bread or prepping a feast fit for a Princess Posse, this artisanal cutting board brings the chaos of the World Dungeon straight to your kitchen. Hand-crafted to replicate the cover of Matt Dinniman’s first installment in the Dungeon Crawler Carl series, this isn’t just a kitchen tool—it’s a legendary loot drop.
Craftsmanship That Survives the 1st Floor
Every board is meticulously constructed using high-quality hardwoods, chosen for their durability and striking grain patterns. We’ve captured the iconic aesthetic of Book One, ensuring that the "cover" looks as good on your counter as it does on your bookshelf.
• Premium Materials: Features a stunning combination of deep tones and resilient fibers, perfect for heavy-duty prep or serving charcuterie.
• Laser-Engraved Detail: The title and cover elements are precision-engraved, creating a tactile, permanent design that won't fade, no matter how many goblins (or onions) you encounter.
• Knife-Friendly Surface: Designed to preserve your blades while resisting deep scarring, ensuring your gear stays sharp for the next level.
Product Specifications
• Dimensions: Approximately the size of a standard "tome," making it an ideal display piece or a functional workspace.
• Finish: Treated with RMP’s Half and Half Tung Oil
• Unique Grain: Because each board is handmade from natural timber, your specific "drop" will have its own unique character—no two crawlers have the same journey, and no two boards are identical.
The Ultimate Fan Collectible
This is the perfect gift for the Crawler in your life who has everything (except perhaps a pair of pants). It’s a conversation starter that says, "I survived the transformation, and all I got was this incredible cutting board."
Care Instructions: Hand wash only. Do not put in the dishwasher (the AI running the dungeon doesn't like appliances). Re-oil periodically to keep it looking pristine for the later floors.
Break the game. Buy the board.
Elevate your kitchen counter with a touch of literary charm. This handcrafted set transforms essential prep tools into a striking visual display. Designed to look like a curated collection of heirloom volumes, these boards are perfect for the home chef who views cooking as a fine art.
Each board is meticulously crafted from White Ash, known for its incredible durability and bright, clean grain. The "spines" are accented with a thin strip of Nogal (Peruvian Walnut), creating a rich, dark contrast that mimics a classic book binding.
The Set Includes: Three labeled boards and a custom-matched vertical holder.
Smart Organization: Clearly engraved spines for "Meats and Fish," "Cheese & Bread," and "Fruits and Vegetables" help prevent cross-contamination in style.
Space-Saving Design: The vertical holder keeps your workspace tidy while ensuring your boards are always within reach.
Measurements: Cutting boards are ~9.5×12x.9 in. (with holder/stand 9.5×13.25×4.25 in.)
Thank you for choosing a Kewlwood Co. original! To keep your White Ash and Nogal boards in heirloom condition, follow these simple steps:
Hand Wash Only: Never soak your boards or put them in the dishwasher. Wash with warm, soapy water and dry immediately with a clean towel.
Dry Vertically: Always store your boards in their custom holder after drying. This allows for even airflow on both sides, preventing warping.
Condition Regularly: Every few weeks (or when the wood looks "thirsty"), apply a food-grade mineral oil or beeswax cream. Let it soak in overnight and buff off the excess.
The Golden Rule: If the wood starts to feel rough, a light sanding with 220-grit sandpaper followed by a fresh coat of oil will make it look brand new again.
Elevate your kitchen essentials with our handcrafted bread bow knife, designed for both beauty and unparalleled performance. Say goodbye to squished loaves and uneven slices!
Crafted with a 10.8-inch stainless steel blade, this knife effortlessly glides through the toughest crusts and the softest interiors, delivering perfect slices every time. Its unique bow design, secured with sturdy screws, provides exceptional leverage and control, making bread slicing a joy rather than a chore.
With a total length of 16 inches, this knife is not only highly functional but also a stunning piece of art for your kitchen. Whether you're a seasoned baker or simply appreciate the simple pleasure of fresh bread, our Artisan Bread Bow Knife will quickly become your go-to tool. It's perfect for:
Crusty artisan loaves
Soft brioche and challah
Bagels and rolls
Even tomatoes and other delicate produce
Invest in a tool that combines exceptional craftsmanship with everyday utility. Add the Artisan Bread Bow Knife to your collection today and experience the difference!
Introducing this Solid Live Edge Pecan Slab Serving Board – a 2-inch thick, generously sized masterpiece crafted from the finest pecan wood. The unique live edge design adds a touch of nature, making each board a one-of-a-kind showcase. Perfect for serving appetizers, cheeses, or as a captivating centerpiece, this board combines durability with rustic elegance. Elevate your culinary presentation with the beauty of our Solid Live Edge Pecan Slab Serving Board.
*** When ordering for pick-up from our Fairhope Shop, you will go to the Delivery Method section once you choose to checkout with credit or PayPal. If using Apple Pay, you will select your delivery method on one screen. You will be emailed a confirmation and then instructions for pickup!
Treated with food grade mineral oil and all natural beeswax.
Dimensions: 26 x 30 x 2 inches
Introducing this exquisite Yellowheart Serving Board, a perfect blend of craftsmanship and functionality that adds a touch of elegance to your culinary presentations. This solid hardwood, serving board is designed with meticulous attention to detail, measuring an impressive 20 inches in diameter, ensuring ample space for an array of delightful treats.
Crafted from a harmonious combination of cherry, yellowheart, and hard maple, this serving board not only showcases the natural beauty of wood but also provides a durable and resilient surface for all your culinary creations. The warm tones of cherry, the vibrant hues of yellowheart, and the timeless appeal of hard maple come together to create a stunning visual masterpiece.
The thoughtful addition of a 6-inch handle allows for easy maneuvering and serves as a stylish accent, providing both form and function. Whether you're presenting a charcuterie spread, a selection of cheeses, or an assortment of appetizers, this serving board effortlessly elevates your dining experience.
Each board is individually handmade by skilled artisans, ensuring a unique and one-of-a-kind piece. The smooth, polished surface enhances the natural grain patterns of the wood, making it a standout addition to any kitchen or dining setting.
*** When ordering for pick-up from our Fairhope Shop, you will go to the Delivery Method section once you choose to checkout with credit or PayPal. If using Apple Pay, you will select your delivery method on one screen. You will be emailed a confirmation and then instructions for pickup!
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